The idle reminder app that roasts you back to work. For Mac & Windows.

Faahh interrupts you the moment you go idle.

Faahh runs quietly in your menu bar — until you go idle. Then it plays a roast sound loud enough that you can't pretend you didn't hear it.

Stop wasting time — Get Faahh ($5)

No subscription●Works offline●No tracking●Instant download

Or download directly

[Mac (Apple Silicon)M1/M2/M3

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Hear how Faahh calls you out.

Experience the panic of a sudden roast. Faahh isn't a blocker—it's an active monitor that barks at you when you stray too far from your deep work.

15% more focus sessions

within the first week. Users drop their screen-time dramatically.

Choose a Roast Sound →

🔊Faahh! (Default)🐐Goat Mode🙅Yamete!🎧18+💋Woman🎧18+💨Classic Fart😱Uooooo🗣️Male Grunt

🎧 Sounds marked 18+ are suggestive — use headphones in public.

Preview Roast 🔊

Slap your desk. Trigger the roast.

Inspired by the infamous SlapMac — we brought the first real SlapWindows to the PC. One sharp desk-slap and Faahh fires your chosen roast through the mic. Windows exclusive hardware logic.

🎙️Windows Mic Engine🪟PC Exclusive⚡Zero-latency trigger🔕Slap again to silence

Choose your roast sound →

🔊Faahh! (Default)🐐Goat Mode🙅Yamete!🎧18+💋Woman🎧18+💨Classic Fart😱Uooooo

Laptop Security — Coffee Shop Mode

Armed

🔒 ON

Monitoring USB ports…

USB unplugged? Laptop screams.

Working from a café? Enable USB Sentinel and your laptop becomes an alarm system. Someone unplugs your mouse, drive, or charger — Faahh roasts at max volume. Try explaining that to a thief.

🔌Monitors all USB ports🚨Instant alarm trigger☕Coffee shop mode🔇Disarm with one click

Focus shouldn’t be a monthly subscription.

One-time payment. Lifetime focus. Zero nagging bills.

$15$5

one-time payment

Mac, Windows & Linux apps

Slap Windows (Real Slap Detection)

USB Sentinel (Laptop Screams)

10 built-in roast sounds (All OS)

Upload unlimited custom MP3s

Idle detection from 1–30 min

Streak tracking & daily stats

Run at login (always watching)

30-day money-back guarantee

Free updates forever

Takes 10 seconds to install. You’ll feel the difference immediately.

Built for the chronically distracted. Finally, an idle reminder app with personality.

Slap Detection

Too busy to find the mouse? Just slap your desk to silence the roast (or trigger it).

USB Sentinel

Laptop alarm mode. Your Mac roasts anyone who touches your plugged-in gear.

Roast Library+

Expanded library with preset roasts like 'Woman', 'Yamete', and 'Goat'. Or upload your own.

Interval Roasting

Enable Repeat Mode for multi-stage nagging that gets progressively more aggressive.

Focus Analytics

Track your lifetime slaps, nag count, and total focus time in the all-new dashboard.

100% Private

Nothing leaves your Mac. No cloud, no logs, no creep. Native Win32/macOS logic.

How Faahh puts you back in the zone.

  1. Configure Triggers

Choose between idle time, desk slaps (mic), or USB device tampering as your trigger.

  1. Select your deterrence

Choose from our preset library (Goat, Yamete, etc.) or upload custom roasts.

  1. The Intervention

Try to ignore work—you get hit with a sound you genuinely cannot talk over.

  1. Focus Captured

Return to work and get rewarded with a quick victory chime. Nagging stops.

Faahh vs Everyone Else — Why Faahh wins in 2026.

Feature Faahh Freedom Cold Turkey Opal
Price $5 once $29/yr $39/yr $19.99/yr
Custom sounds ✅ Yes ❌ No ❌ No ❌ No
Instant Roasts ✅ Yes ❌ No ❌ No ❌ No
Hardware Triggers (Slap / USB) ✅ Yes
(Windows Only)		 ❌ No ❌ No ❌ No
Works offline ✅ Yes Partial Yes No
Bundle size <15MB 40MB+ 25MB+ iOS only

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Is Faahh a subscription-based app?

  • Does Faahh work on Apple Silicon Macs (M1, M2, M3, M4)?

  • Can I use my own custom sounds or MP3s in Faahh?

  • Does Faahh send my data anywhere or track me?

  • How is Faahh different from just setting a simple timer?

  • What if I want a refund after buying Faahh?

  • Does Faahh have mic slap detection like SlapMac or SlapWindows?

  • Does Faahh have USB Moaner mode?

  • Is Faahh the best SlapMac / SlapWindows alternative for Windows?

  • How does Faahh help with phone distractions and idle time?